Thanks, dickweeds....

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
08/11/2019 at 14:36 • Filed to: None

Went grocery shopping and came out to this on my front bumper, fresh powdered paint still on the bumper so I know for a fact it happened at the store. I parked way in the back and someone parked next to me as I was walking up to the store. They were gone when I came back. I hope this was pure carelessness but still.....fuck you, you careless shithead. I hope your milk expires three days before it says it will, and I hope you always get a flat tire before every important meeting from here on out.

DISCUSSION (28)

Chariotoflove > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 14:43

That sucks man. I’m sorry.

shop-teacher > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 14:46

Grrrrrrrr!!!!

WilliamsSW > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 14:48

People suck. 98% chance it was an accident, but fuck them for doing it and not owning up to it.

Sorry.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 14:49

Cameras at the store?

Nauraushaun > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 14:50

Oh man. I’ve had that same realization, you park at the back and someone always parks next to you.

But this just isn't fair

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > WilliamsSW
08/11/2019 at 14:51

I’d be okay if it was a small chip, but that cart was probably heavy, and had a bit of speed.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Chariotoflove
08/11/2019 at 14:51

Thanks.

WilliamsSW > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 14:53

Yeah, that’s a pretty good sized scrape. There’s no way they didn’t realize what they did.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/11/2019 at 14:53

Eh. Yes, but the effort to hunt someone down for a 150$ bumper respray is too much, IMO. They’re probably going to pitch a bitch about it and it’ll be way too long. Even if it wasn’t them, and it turns out it was intentional damage done to my car, by an ex or something, I’m not going to press criminal charges to get this settled.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 15:02

“ I parked way in the back and someone parked next to me”

This is exactly why I tell people not to intentionally park far away. People will target you.

M.T. Blake > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 15:06

The second scratch will hurt less.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2019 at 15:07

To be fair, it wasn’t comp le tely aband oned out that far, either. It was a busy day. Now, I was the only non-beigemobile out that far. So if they didn’t like sporty cars or nice cars, I was the only one there.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > M.T. Blake
08/11/2019 at 15:11

Lol, this is like the fifth time something has hit or scratched the FoST. I got backed into by a coworker, tapped someone who stopped at a green light in the middle of a turn, and multiple rock chips are on the bumper from semi-trucks on the freeway not having mudflaps.

It’s not the end of the world by far but just......really frustrating to have someone give that few shits.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 15:11

Alls I know is that a thread on Reddit a friend linked to me showed me that there are totally malicious, small, petty people prowling all the shopping centers of America.

M.T. Blake > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 15:12

Drive it less. The car is unlucky. That will minimize damage. :)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2019 at 15:15

Eh. I highly doubt the problem is that common, and given how much more likely this would happen by accident if you park in the sea of minivans and SUVs and families coming back with multiple carts........I don’t think the solution is to park in the crowd as a whole.

Captain of the Enterprise > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 15:27

I’m sorry, that sucks. What kind of car do you have? The yellow is nice.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2019 at 15:36

Do you have a link? I enjoy looking into the void, knowing it’s too stupid to look back

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick)
08/11/2019 at 15:40

No, this is from years ago. Anyway, it was a massive thread dedicated to intentionally parking next to nicer cars that try to park far away, some even blocking the driver door, some implying should they “happen” to bump them when they open the door with their beater, it’s just karma for “rubbing in” their success and caring to much about their material possessions.

Spanfeller is a twat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2019 at 15:45

I’ve seen some people parking near me in an otherwise empty lot to annoy me. But the benefits regularly outweigh the downsides.

PyramidHat > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 15:49

A lot of folks like to say “it’s onky cosmetic” and I get that but dammit it’s OK to want to keep your shit nice especially when someone else is being careless.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Spanfeller is a twat
08/11/2019 at 15:56

They may not be trying to annoy you. Even when I had my Saturn if I saw something cool I would park beside it half out of interest, half knowing that I for sure won’t ding their car.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/11/2019 at 16:04

Ahhh thank you. And I have no trouble believing that people are like this. On the other hand I have been guilty of parking next to Mustangs and tarted up Dodge Ram’s other semi-regular stuff parked at the back of lots (with a normal amount of space between me and them) because I think sometimes owners take their cars too seriously , but never with the intent to damage or inconvenience them.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/11/2019 at 16:09

I’m not sure about you but for me insurance on private property like a parking lot is 50/50 regardless of fault.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > M.T. Blake
08/11/2019 at 16:49

I do have a fiero now.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Captain of the Enterprise
08/11/2019 at 17:22

Its the banana express - the FoST.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > PyramidHat
08/11/2019 at 17:26

RRRRGGGHHHHH! I *HATE* people who tap another car while parking and go “Well that’s what bumpers are for!” as if to say “It’s okay that I am a terrible human being since there are things designed to minimize how much damage I *could* do”. I hope that those people come out to find their car gets smashed really hard and a note that says “ I don’t have insurance but I hope you do since that’s what it’s there for, right?”

carcrazydan738 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
08/12/2019 at 09:55

Ouch! hope that person who did that gets sudden explosive vomiting at the most embarrassing times for this.